I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
Just gave my manager part of my viccodin stash-my job is basically secured forever.
They just yellow carded someone for spilling a drink because it was a party foul. Love germans.
Nothing says "get your life together" better than waking up in a tub full of your own vomit. Twice. In one night.
Upperdeckered the toilet. Took sombrero off, drawing too much heat. Witnessed glassing. In bush, come findme.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
Telling someone to make good decisions on a Thursday is like telling Santa to be Jewish.
I think I blacked out after I decided drinking alone on the trailered jetskis was a good idea
You were drunk enough to sled down a highway off ramp in your pajamas….
So why are your hands bright blue and have you seen my roommate.
Both questions will answer each other.
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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