if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
Ill pay your DUI fine if you just come see me nooooowwwww
no. its 2:30am and im not going to jail for a booty call
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
all i need in life is blowjobs and white cheddar cheezits
Yeah, we spent most of the evening making fun of the drunk girl until we realized it was you.
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
He wants to buy me a drink to apologize for sending me a pic of his dick. Welcome to my life.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
That's why my boobs are so big, they're full of secrets.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
