It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
how the hell did we fit 12 drunk lesbians in your car?! I felt like we were playing lesbian tetris last night.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Some girl just walked passed me, said "fuck yeah!" and is now crawling up the stairs
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Hungover playing piano at a baptism I am the PICTURE of class I feel like I should be struck by lightning
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
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