Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I have my period so I felt bad and blew him with cash cab in the background. I wanted to yell out the answers but my mouth was full.
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
He's a collector of sorts
Any cool stuff?
You should see the collection of booggers in the carpet next to his desk
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
His health insurance plan WILL NOT cover Lasix surgery but it WILL cover 100% of a penis enlargment operation...
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
I think it's safe to say I'm rolling my hypothetical balls off
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
of course we called 911. an innocent mans booze was at steak
I hope so much that you got average or above average dick tonight because I wish you the best
Floor bacon is actually really good
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
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