I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
woke up to 35 texts all saying im cheating on her
me and last nights hook up spent two hr. figuring out a reply we went with i love you..
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
im suggesting it to him. and by suggesting i mean we're not having sex again unless im wearing high heels
What drink are we having for lunch?
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
Somehow, walking in on your drunk mom in a diaper was the least traumatic thing I saw last night
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