What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
you dont publicly announce someones alcholism over facebook. you dont out someone like that.
Not going out tonight. And so the 25 day drinking streak ends....
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
It's only Tuesday and I just measured and checked to see if my 6'5 Friday booty call will fit in the back of my jeep comfortably.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Just by hearing the girl outside reciting the info on her fake ID, I know it's gonna be a good night
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
Randomize
