I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
how should i feel about a person who brings a box of eggo waffles on the plane as a carry on?
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
I have bruises on the inside of my thighs from sliding down the stair case...thanks for encouraging that slut show
We could supplement the Tour with Edward Andre-hands. Because 40s are for the 99%.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
The only thing I remember is vomiting and then feeding my dog a Mcdonalds cheeseburger and telling him yolo
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
90 seconds of pumping and 2 months of bragging all summer. So much for my reputation here.
The woman in the flower onesie is claiming she hasn't been drinking.
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
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