i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
this girl im hooking up with thought my ring was a purity ring... apparently im taking it too slow
ok so I'm texting you now like I promised instead of drunktexting aaron and telling him how badly I want his cock tonight. aren't you proud?
this is Aaron, hi
Trying to guess which perfume the stripper was wearing based on my bf's clothes
We've started doing pot butter shots. WHY AREN'T U HERE
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
tequilla shots with my grandparents? christmas visiting just got so much better
I FOUND THE NORMAL CONDOMS. THIS IS GOD TELLING ME TO CHASE AFTER MY DREAM.
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
I was stretching naked in the middle of my room singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow", apparently this is what I do when I'm high and the wifi goes out
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
You WHAT?!?!
Paid. A. Homeless. Guy. To. Throw. A. Drink. In. Her. Face.
I fucking love you.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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