As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
is it bad that the economy has gotten so bad that finding cheap gas gives me the same excitement and joy as finding a hot, blonde haired, blue eyed, tall, athletic single straight guy?
suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
dude i need to stop getting high. i cant afford to eat like this...
part of it is the fact that im problem drinking, and the other part is my OCD wont let me leave the bottle half-empty.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
she's lying on the floor with a bottle of vodka, belting shakira. plz advise.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
From now on when a guy sends me a dick picture I'm going to send them a picture of some other dudes dick.
I've justified worse with less. I had sex with your brother because he was wearing a nice sweater
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Welp, no use in crying over spilt milk. I can't unbang her.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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