im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
just found out my horoscope sign is scales. it's like i was destined to be a drug dealer
so all the bums hang out by my new store, they have a leader we call king bum... He got dethroned by police today for choking out a hooker. The bum heirarchy is in shambles right now.
I'm using process of elimination to determine which of our neighbors i fucked last night.
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
I think I just need to get a pillow shaped like a toilet seat.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
Dude I swear I'm scooping human shit out of the litter boxes. What the fuck happened last night?
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
Randomize
