someone get that fucking seahorse.
Skinny jeans should not be made in size 14. Then, it's just a lie.
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
She liked every single Facebook status in her newsfeed and then made her status 'I LIKE U GUYS'
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
Fuck. I have to get my shit together by lunch. Mission impossible.
I should never have to text my best friend asking if she eloped again last night.
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