sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
he said he didn't have a condom.
and you said?
that that's fine cause i was ready to be a mom. yeah - he magically had a condom he forgot about after that.
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
four loko is officially banned. leave it to the kids from a state school to fuck it up for everyone
I'd be surprised if he had a problem with boundaries after helicoptering his penis in front of you
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
I woke up to his gay cousin telling me I had the prettiest boobs. I don't even wanna know.
Well, no one has ever described you as a perfectly balanced individual
Most senic walk of shame ever. This is why you go to school in Hawaii.
Sometimes i like to think we arent living together next year and that im living with models that like to experiment but you ruin that fantasy time and time again
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
i out mim tonsoeep
Slept with a member of the band last night, found out today after extensive stalking he’s engaged. Pro tip: don’t research one night stands.
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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