I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
Single schmingle. No one actually obeys the relationship boundaries these days. Its 2009.
Anything that's based on a blow job I'm in favor of.
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
Note to self glow in the dark nail polish can be quite the mood killer during sex especially when you notice its working for the first time and you stop everything your doing to do spirit fingers
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
Yknow what, if there is a thug life for white bitches, I'm living it. I went out on a date, watched howls moving castle with my brother till he passed out, then went and got some a+ dick, and made it home in time to take my mom to work. Now its 7am, I'm in bed with some free tacos, and when I'm done eating I'm going to sleep. What a great night.
Well get back to your date and give him the ceremonial 1am handy and text me when your done.
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
"I mean like shit happens" should never be an excuse for anything
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