I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
So he saw that playlist i made with his name as the title. i think he's creeped out that I have 106 songs that remind me of him
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
yea im pretty sure it has something do with my love of forearms...
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
Woke up in a sombrero and a males speedo. Tequila makes normal peoples clothes fall off, however it makes me fall into a questionable identity crisis
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
So I have three weeks to get rid of his girlfriend and fuck him senseless before he goes to jail
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
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