Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
We've finally become those guys who you'd see in middle school when you went to the park who are just stoned out of their minds sitting on the swings.
any interest in drunk sledding later? if not, any interest in driving me to the hospital later?
Resolution for 2011: blow jobs are a privilege, not a right.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
Just got home from work. I'm going to change into sweats for a while before I have to wear normal pants to the party like I promised.
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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