Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
about to play the homeward bound drinking game. alone. what are you doing tonight?
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Too long to explain. Basically I started an electircal fire. No one was hurt except for a box of cereal near the outlet.
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I dislocated my rib eating pizza. I think I am broken.
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
Just stop talking to douche bags. How do you manage to attract every asshole within a 100 mile radius?
If i could answer that i wouldn't be so afraid to move to a more populated area
Well since your going through her phone..look man she loves you..she just loves my dick more
I woke up in a tow truck cuddling plan b. Can you pick me up?
ok so i took my anxiety medication and i'm eating junior mints and i think my vagina will be ok
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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