piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
The midget we rented got so drunk last night he got carted off in an ambulance
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
My roommate took my designated hickey removing spoon out of the freezer.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I was like a damn cattle dog, I separated all the sheep, I can wing man for anyone on this campus.
That's not a funny feeling. That's hepatitis. You got it from that bar where everything was sticky.
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
i need some magic done to my vagina
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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