he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
On the airplane today the pilot actually said "Ladies and gentlemen I'm sorry for the delay. But I know all of you have problems, and so do we..."
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
the room spins SO much faster in panama
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
all I know is this drummer better stop eye fucking me while he plays cowbell. it is way too early for that.
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
Come over. And we'll put iced coffee in the bong.
She puked in the bed, peed in the closet, and woke up on a Rubbermaid in the closet under the stair case
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