It's not littering; it's giving birds nest building suplies. Besides, birds love soy sauce and plastic forks.
What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
You weren't lying about those ceramics students giving the best hand jobs.
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
I think I've lost the thrill of being a slut. It's just that the newness has worn off, I think.
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
I'm going to make you a sign to put on your penis to ward others off
I just puked in a chili’s bathroom... happy birthday to me
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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