Well apparently he's into motor boating.
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
he is training for a marathon but can't last more than five minutes on top. worst tuesday night ever
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
I had to have the guy I went out with last night come pick me up from the hotel the next morning after I ditched him for a firefighter..don't even talk to me about a walk of shame
Did I really make him pull over to give the homeless guy my bra?
When I said to give it to me hard and fast, I didn't mean like 15 seconds fast.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
He eats ass but won’t hold open doors. My kinda guy.
Chivalry really is dead.
The cop asked me why my pants were around my knees when he woke me from the sink, i replied "Officer, my underwear is still on, nothing bad happened" then he nodded in acknowledgement and we carried on with the paper work.
This sucks! All of the twenty something dick I was getting went home when the university closed
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