You want looks pregnant, is pregnant, or the one with a kid.
While I'm in the bathroom taking a piss you think of a way to get us the hell out of here.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
yea and when she crawled to her room she yelled at a bookbag to "get the fuck out my way"
his facial hair looked like he just ate out someone's ass
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
in my defence, i did try to get you to put your shirt back on, then you screamed at me to stop telling you what to do
Do you think the neighbors will know I was the one giving out the penis shaped lollipops to the children?
I'm a gay man planning my brothers bachelor party, and he choose someone else to be his best man. I hope they like appltinis and gay clubs. Bastard.
And don't try to lose a condom in me tonight. My vagina is not a storage compartment where you can just leave something and try and use it again later in the week.
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He wanted me to choke him with my feet. So now I feel obligated to start writing my memoir
That portion can talk about stepping out of your comfort zone and how it can potentially kill people
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