I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
I imagine the nuva ring like a bug zapper. It just kills them all.
I have no idea. Next thing I know we're all down on one knee saying the pledge of allegiance and then singing I'm Proud to be an American. Then Trevor ate pizza off the sidewalk.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
Note to self: do not ride giant beanbag chair down stairs.
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Happiness is having a 12 hour day thinking that there are only 2 beers in the fridge when you get home, but then finding 8. Fuck you Monday, this week I won.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
ive started thanking my toys after masturbating. might be time to get some fuck boys
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
I POOPED CONFETTI TOO. Ingested unacceptable amount of it oh my god can I die from this?
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