Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
If he can handle my muffin top then I can handle his front teeth.
I've been thinking and really it's a miracle I haven't had an STD yet.
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
alex threw up in my bong. i'm going to call it a night.
This girl just swallowed a pealed banana whole. I'm not worthy.
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
i have my bailey's and coffee which lasts me until lunch, at which time its appropriate for me to bring a vodka and OJ mix for the afternoon. This university thing is grrreat
Hmmm, well all I'm saying is don't do anything too irrational because you miss him and are blinded by his large penis.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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