More tranny stories later!
I just met a guy from Australia at the bar. I asked him what it was like down under and he told me if I went home with him he'd let me find out. I love Australians.
and my herpes radar will keep us safe
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
I get a nice feeling when i open my fridge and see it filled with thirty beers and half a leftover jimmy johns pickle.
Hello everyone will one of you please inform me on why I woke up in a cardboard recycle dumpster with no shirt and a stuffed animal? I want to hear this explanation.
Your godly.
Dude you should see the looks were getting for ordering a pitcher of beer with breakfast.
i feel sorry that you can never enjoy the feeling of shaved balls
Nothing says happy baby shower like showing up still kinda drunk from last night with an open tall boy in one hand and fries in the other.
she looks like one of those semi-pretty girls that turns into a 9 while she's riding your cock like she's trying to catch a train on horseback.
No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
Leaving my wallet at work and not going out to drink tonight...SIGN FROM THE UNIVERSE.
Honestly I volunteered because the email made it sound like it was a once in a lifetime opportunity to be a sexual spy kid.
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