Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
That was years ago. And it was chlamydia.
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Well guess who isn't a virgin anymore
guess who isnt wearing pants has a shaving cream beard and is afraid theres no cream cheese in the fridge
the answer to that last one was me. the answer to the first one is you, you sly dog
Some nights you do cocaine till 5:00 in the morning, and the next night you teach yourself how to crochet. It’s called balance.
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