You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
found an unmarked box of photos in the garage, they were from when my parents first got together. It was fun laughing at their ridiculous eighties outfits and hairstyles, until I found a pic of my dad. naked. with a boner.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
I just showed my tits to my brother on chatroulette. Could my life get any worse?
btw, i had a dream i drank 260-proof vodka last night. thank god that doesn't exist in real life.
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
theres a kid in a leopard robe and sunglasses filling up a gas tank. i miss college
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I told you he wasn't attractive.
Do you think I cared? I was wiping myself with a scarf..
And then my hands went numb and no one believed me so I started putting peoples cigarettes out on them. Shitty idea i'll tell you that much
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
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