Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
just witnessed a squirrel raping another squirrel. i couldn't look away.
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
She gave me a handjob while eating a mcdouble with mayo on the way home from the bars at 2 in the morning. Car was full of people. This could be forever
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
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You're putting the star player on the bench. You dont put Michael Jordan on the bench.
Are you referring to my vagina as Michael Jordan?
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
I fell asleep in the bathroom during my mothers dinner party with no pants on. Her friend walked In. I was told to not come back.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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