So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
They're donating plasma together for extra money. Couple of the fucking century.
I have a feeling that watching gay porn with you was the reason I was dancing in a hurricane of floating dicks in my dream last night.
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I found her in my pantry with her shirt off twerking...I tapped her on the shoulder and she said she was giving Chef Boyardee a show and to give her a minute...
I'm not sure what exactly you were planning, but you kept yelling that we were going to need a lot of midgets and a lawyer.
I have never been that aroused while laughing my ass off in my life
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
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