i chose cheese fries over sex for the third time this week.
Yeah but his hole really smells sometimes
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
I'm seeing double. Its like being in a room full of people
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
I really can't get over how proud I am of all us getting laid at the same time in the same apartment
But it's not about our feelings, it's about making the men we sleep with feel awful about their lives
He picked me up went to throw me on his bed. I landed on the wood frame. That's how I broke my rib. We still fucked. Thanks tequila. Best injury ever
He texted me at 3am that you cut your hand at the bar and were bleeding all over.
I woke up to a text thinking you bled out at a bar, turns out you got your butthole licked.
I achieved the level of drunk I wanted even with the length of dress I was in..
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
WE HAVE WINE WHERE ARE YOU GUYS WE ARE BY THE GIANT EAGLE
I went to Christian school in the 90s. I can finger blast anything, but dignity.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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