kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
The cab driver referred to me as his little gumdrop, im sure he won't feel the same when he sees the vomit all over his floor.
she said they gang banged her to "who let the dogs out." the dude left of the middle barked along. sounds like a good time.
STOP CALLING ME LADY CHLAMYDIA
yeah, but the first step is admitting you have a problem, the next step is kidnapping him
Accidentally hit on the same girl twice at the bar, she give me her number both times though so I think its cool.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
We made out and he didn't grope me. I liked it. I felt like I was innocent again.
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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