he was so hot that i framed the used condom. it's not trash, it's art.
I don't wanna hook up with anyone from minnesota
everybody there reminds me of mashed potatoes... white and lumpy
why do they call them blowjobs? ....unless i'm doing it wrong?
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
Chill out, I'm getting ready as fast as I can. I didn't even masturbate in the shower.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I'M WORRY THAT MY VAGINA WILL NEVER KNOW THE TOUCH OF A MAN AND YOU ARE MAKING A MIXTAPE
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
Why does 2015 have to start with so many regrets?
Yeah we've been texting but I don't know how to just randomly throw in sooo the real reason this is happening is because i hear you're a drug dealer
Did u guys seriously make a betting pool on when im going to get pregnant???
Yep, wanna bid?
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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