one two three fourrrrnication!
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Nobody is wearing shirts anymore. What is happening.
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
this celing is unfamiliar to me... im just vaguely wondering where i am. but not quite concerned enough to do anything about it.
The woman that sang I Touch Myself died today. There's only one appropriate way to honor her memory.
I'm on the job.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
Today is my 3 year wedding anniversary...and I've seen three different dicks.
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
It looks like you got dick slapped by the sandman..
Randomize
