it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
Do you have a shampoo for semen
Or a time machine
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
You tipped the bathroom lady $20 and then yelled "IT'S YOUR LUCKY DAAAAAAAY" at her.
In the hospital waiting to be tested for the first uti of the school year....I'm BACK BTICHES.
When I was in the bathroom and wiped with a paper towel I found in the trashcan, I realized that this might be the reason I have a yeast infection.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
If you wake up soonish don't worry. I took your dog to burger king and now we're going to see some nice girls.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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