dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
after stripping the bed and soaking it with the "pet spot remover" I have, I decided in the best interest of my mattress and our drunk friends bladders, i should invest in rubber sheets.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
He told me I remind him of his ex girlfriend but in a better more advanced way..
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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