Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
Just TALKING to him is better than banging my bf, imagine what actual banging will be like.
In the middle of having sex, she said "if we continue, we're dating." I then pulled out and sat in the corner, naked. I deserve a Medal of Honor.
When did you hit me on the head with a stool?
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
Jesus told me in my dream not to go to the party. I am athiest for tonight PARTY ON
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
Does he cat effect his dick pics to you? Because THAT is true love
1. My arms are cement 2. I wish dogs could answer the phone
Everybody needs breakup sex. You just happened to get yours from a dude who hasn't reached the point of breakup yet. No biggie.
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
Your not drunk until you have to grab on to the grass to keep from falling off the earth.
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