Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
I woke up in a stranger's bathtub with a broken shower curtain as my blanket.
We had sex on the first date...do you think he thinks I'm a whore?
Yes and so do I
My RA just tried to write me up for having sex too loudly during quiet hours.
So theres a slight possibility i may not graduate according to planned because i was out getting laid instead of studying. And im okay with that.
i just sent my parents are gone come over I have condoms to my mom because Derek changed my numbers while I was passed out
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I got back and Katie was asleep holding a burrito. I woke her up and she ate it and passed back out.
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
I just spent so much time grooming my landing strip and like, sex isn't even on the agenda tonight.
Taking a shit in a Texas 7/11... not accepting phone calls now lol
I figure I since I made out with him that I at least had to save his number in my phone.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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