so he must've not known that your lastname is Came because everytime someone would say your name he would scream "NO SHE DIDNT" to the whole party. He must've not been too good then either.
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
I asked her if she was the outdoorsy type, she replied "I had sex on a fourwheeler once, does that count?"
4 random people called me telling me they found him sleeping in the fetal postion on a driveway 45 minutes after we lost him
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
well, obviously he didn't fuck me for my strong moral fiber.
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I just wrote a love letter to my weed and texted it to my cousin. I can't say it any differently. It happened.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
I feel like my toilet water looks different when outsiders use my bathroom...
Are you high right now?
HOW DID YOU KNOW!
I cannot believe all 4 of us had sex at the same time, in the same bed... And it didn't turn into a foursome..
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