so the sex was amazing up until the point where she said "wow, you're even better than your dad!"
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
I think i lit a firework with a joint. happy birthday, america?
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
Letting Freddy Krueger eat me out = HAPPY HALLOWEEN TO ME!!!
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
He fell asleep on top of me after sex. For 3 hours. Poor guy worked too hard.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
highlight of my day: hitchhiking a ride with random locals. tried to make conversation, asked what they do. driver says "you clearly don't recognize me." turns out i have had sex with him and forgot.
You are officially qualified to graduate from college.
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