I'm pretty sure his head is too big to fit between my legs. Worthless.
..now you can marry chaz and be in cher's family..
yeah n i dont have to pretend to be into chicks to do it now...
Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
sometimes in life you just needs hand puppets
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
They drank shots out of my cleavage. Surprisingly, the one who did the best was a gay guy.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: your tits are a danger to gay men everywhere.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
My vagina was just really confused why you weren't inside it
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
It's only just- an eye for an eye, a tooth for a tooth, a nude for a nude
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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