he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
he was dropping me off and i told him i had to go to the bathroom and i leaned into kiss him and he asked how i went to the bathroom with a tampon up there... he was amazed that their was a third hole...and wanted me to show him where it was
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
Oh my god I peed in a park last night and then tried to set off fireworks with a group of middle-aged men
I dont care how drunk you were. Making a bet with MY husband at MY wedding that you could seal the deal before he could is ALWAYS inappropriate!
My ass is underappreciated
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
My favorite bra is missing and I smell like beer and bad decisions. This is definitely a sign that hoe mode is activated.
Visiting my great uncle went well. The highlight of the evening was when he said, "Oh my god. I'm 79 and I'm teaching 18 year old kids how to roll a joint."
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