he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
I think I tried picking up these girls last night by asking them what their favorite color was...I obviously woke up alone
margarita wednesday is really going to dip into new year's eve thursday
conquered wheelchair sex. it's rather convenient. you'd think it was made for it, with all those handles and adjustable features.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Mym mom just came downstairs as I got ghome ans I'm trying to act SO CASUAL as i stabdh here hut icant help bur be like 'girl where's ther Turkey sandwiche s' haahaa
I literally need you to talke care of me soooo9o9oooooo drubj gril makin a sabdwiche. SO far its judst bred and paper towel...
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You know you gotta reevaluate your life when the first thought that comes to mind after you wake up is 'at least I'm still alive'
Sorry about the whole your mom seeing my face up your ass situation
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
im glad to be known as "the girl you had sex with on a golf course"
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
He was literally screaming at me for using the same knife to scoop the peanut butter and the jelly.
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