You were right. It hurts to walk today.
This is why you don't make out with cougars at a bar... I got a linkedin request from her, wtf?
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
I just realized. my grades aren't ready for st patties day...
No one understands that once a girl pours a handle of smirnoff all over herself, clearly she is wasted
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
She said to bring taco sauce. Hoping that's a euphemism.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
No, man, we stole the housekeeper's key and we're just going room to room raiding mini fridges. Hurry
Logan has the vodka and snickers. We're making a run for it. Room 302
okay we need to get tested.
no YOU need to get tested. I'm just going along for the ride.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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