Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
I'm not working tomorrow. need to take advantage of the last opportunity for weeks of morning sex.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
he stole me 6 pairs of frilly undies and proclaimed "your ass looks like a 5 in those. it'll be a 10 in these bad boys". every girl needs a gay bff.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
The only good thing about trampolines when you're fucked up is the gushing blood really cleans all the bad coke out of your nose.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
My goal for break? Fuck all my exes in reverse order.
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
Surely the maintenance men have seen worse than that condom right
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
Just puked in a cup. Poured it out the window.
Emergency. I brought a boy home and we fell asleep, but I just woke up to him peeing against my bedroom wall. So I brought him to the bathroom but he fell over and he's sleeping in the tub. Can I leave him there? Because that's what I've done.
Better the hardwood than the carpet, right?
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