naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
there r dinosaurs outside my house i hear them
pretty sure those are just snow plows....go back to bed
I kept trying to give you water and you kept spitting it back at me. You looked like a camel. People were staring
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
Waking up at a teachers house is a very confusing thing
You attract beautiful men with jobs. I attract ONE WITH A SOUL PATCH.
it was a sexy soul patch.
So he just rolled you off his dick and fell on the floor?
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I asked for a cup of water. They gave me tequila. They WANT ME TO DIE
had more orgasms than hours of sleep last night
I love random hookups in covid sex. Usually girls think me about a one and a half to a two and a half but now that I got this mask on I'm a Solid 6.
Randomize
