Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
god please explain to me why there's blood underneath my fingernails AND toenails?!?!
Dude To be completely honest I don't think you want me to.
Then you jumped off your bed with your arms outstretched, yelled "I'm Goliath, watch out New York!" and then began singing the Gargoyles theme song as you 'soared' around your room.
Don't be ridiculous, the Gargoyles theme song has no words. How could I sing that mess?
You just started going "da da da da da! da da da da da! DA DA!!" then going "swoosh" as you glided about.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
No that means he must've used the nipple clamps
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm like a magical alcohol dispenser. I pulled this kahlua out of my vagina.
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
Don't get yourself off tomorrow. We. Are. Having. Sex. That's that. Just dont do it.
You peed on a flamingo?!?
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