Wanted to apologize for chris browning you when you were on my computer.
Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
she is graduated, working for the school, and puking in the bathroom of a frat house. she wants brush her hair so she doesnt "look trashy". im in love.
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
I don't not like him. It's just wierd talking to him because we both know I fucked his wife.
After he came all he could say was how great the lighting fixtures where in my apartment.
The birthday girl is bringing her own barf bucket, it is going to be a good weekend.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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