do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
I told you I was good to drive
dumbass I drove... you sat in the passengers seat and steered with a paper plate
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
Because it is about to snow, I sent him for Diet Coke and cigarettes. It's the gay version of milk and bread.
He taped the number 420 over all of his clocks
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
You told me to keep you from drinking, but we both know I'm not that kind of friend.
For the record, rock bottom is where you start crying during porn because your ex used to slap your ass like that.. Continue on with your day now.
Rule travel - in 2s or put an ankle monitor on me, and maybe a shock collar.
You know your horny when you have a sex dream about Ace Ventura, if your wondering he's awful
i want to platonically make out with them, platonically. in the back of this minivan
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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