my grand plan for the evening is to do shots of vodka til i cant anymore
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
he said "cool" when i took off my bra and proceeded to stare wideeyed at them the ENTIRE time. it was like sleeping with the kid i showed my boobs to for the first time in 6th grade.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Is this the 6 foot tall blonde I screwed in the bar last weekend?
In the bar?! Very impressive! But keep guessing!
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
Was your bare penis on or around my blanket?
I'm mainly pissed because I shaved fucking EVERYTHING for this. WITH SHAVING CREAM. Men do not appreciate how rarely that happens.
Yeaaaaa...im super disgusted with myself lol...which is interesting, considering all of the things I have done in my life...
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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