I am going to fall madly in love with a ginger, marry the ginger and have lil ginger children running all around town. Oy
You shut your mouth
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
It was amazing what she could do with her one good arm.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Nah I've been there. The worst you'll see is some hobo peeing in a sewer at 3 am on a Saturday
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
Heat not working dressed like an eskimo. A real one with a ski sock on my junk
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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