why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
girls just need to accept the fact that i'm going to make out with their boyfriends
All I remember about walking back home was that I maced my shadow.
He told me his penis would be a "Sad Panda" if I didn't give it a ride through the jungle.
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
I'm trying on my bridesmaid dress so that I can determine what will need to be done to achieve getting fucked while wearing it.
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
High Amy loves you. Sober Amy is unsure, but she's not here so fuck that bitch.
I must have some kind of deep rooted instinct that tells me when a boys virginity needs to be taken.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
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