Went to gas station for smokes. three cops pulled in. got gas i didn't need. found diff gas station.
good choice.
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
after last night, i judge her for not breaking up with me
the 3rd commandment: and god said, if you buy a handle.. you must finish it.
Just found out I slapped a vegan in the face with meat last night.
you kept naming everything at the party...like "boy i'm going to make out with" and "table i'm going to dance on later"
That's saying a lot from the girl who takes her liquor with her to the library
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
Where the royal fuck are you??
The depths of vodka hell.
The 78 year old woman who works next to me divorced her ex husband, remarried her first husband, and retired all in one day. I'd say it makes your breakup on Valentine's day pretty insignificant.
I know what you meant. If you want babies in time for your birthday, we gonna need either a time machine or a ski mask.
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
How is it that I can make it to my 8am Friday morning still drunk after passing out the night before...but not to my 9am on Tuesday that I went to bed early for? Irony or karma?
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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