I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
For some reason 'start yourself on fire drunk' isn't nearly as funny after last 4th of july..
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with someone crawling around my carpet for 3 hours trying to pick up spilled coke...
I never thought my Saturday night would end up with ME crawling around your carpet for 3 hours trying to save my investment.
Before he left he told me if his girlfriend ever finds out, she'll take us both to an alley and kill us.
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
The guy who said he's gonna suck your butthole till your face caves in is at Maggie's
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
You do realize he's just an extension of his penis, right?
i woke up in just my thong, face first on my bed with all the lights on. how hungover do you think i felt?
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
Stop saving videos when you’re using my pornhub account!!! My girlfriend just tried to finger my butt because she thinks I’m into that
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