honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
either fucking kiss her or kick her ass to the curb. Either way I can hear everything you are saying
pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I love that we get drink and call each other crying. It's kind of our thing.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
well, the two that sent pics I've already been with, so at least its not just BAM HERE'S MY PENIS IN YOUR INBOX ENJOY THOSE MEGAPIXELS
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Your lack of dedication to alcohol is forcing me to drink with my ex husband. U suck
I may have played more drinking games with my family this last week than all of freshman year...
took over 12 bombs tonight and we still aren't hooking up. Wait how am I functioning
Nah, he's definitely here somewhere. Whether he survived the night or not is your problem, but I'm pretty sure he's around.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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