check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Those are some awfully high standards for someone of your weight
I just sneezed cum. He better have a damn good day at work.
Her face is stuck to the frozen jager bottle. I think shes ok with it
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'm pretty sure I'm the first person in the history of this college to rollerblade their walk of shame.
antibiotics and champagne: breakfast of champions
A blind man just put his face in my cleavage. I'm also crying.
My cell phone fell out of my shirt pocket while tying my shoe on an escalator....which was followed by me being accused of trying to sneak an upskirt photo and being violently shoved down the top of the escalator. How's YOUR day?
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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