yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
We passed my parents while I was giving him road head...that awkward
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
You peed on a pole and declared to a cop that it was your pole and yelled at him to not even look at it, and then yelled at all of us for looking at it.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
I just realized this morning that my fridge is stocked with coronas, hot dogs, and cheese dip. And I just got waxed. High-five, your best friend is on track to be all kinds of slutty fun this wkd.
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